Pretty much anything I like or find funny.

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

(via bewbin)

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the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

(via sm0keblunts)

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dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

(via relahvant)

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joshpeckofficiall:

this picture is so important

joshpeckofficiall:

this picture is so important

(Source: ruto, via relahvant)

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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

(Source: kawaii-dogs-cats, via relahvant)

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via the-krusty-crew)

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dirtyfebruary:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

i’m more of an internet conquistador 

(via relahvant)

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relahvant:

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH

(Source: bluebombardier, via thathilariousasian)

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queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this

queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.

Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this

(Source: 4GIFs, via relahvant)

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